So all you need to do is add on four more words each time to continue the story. This can be really funny :lol: So I will kick of proceedings...

One day three friendly

Gnomes decided they had

:D

better get into some

spandex leotards and fling

their old worn out

legs about, whilst slapping

each others considerably large

boxes full of fruit

. The oldest gnome spat

some insane and nasty

bubblegum at his other

foot, 'URGH!' he screamed

that is really disgusting!

Suddenly a hobbit leapt

out from behind a

big jelly bean tree

and started fiddling with

his pants, ashamed that

if he took them

to the dry cleaners

before checking his pockets

they might find out

His deep dark secret

which was quite a

shock. Because it was

so well hidden that

even the gnomes, who

have known him forever

fainted at the sight

of the unspeakably horrendous

lump that was coming

out of his damp

and extremely hairy back.

That didn't matter much

because his great gift

was to kiss thirty

pounds of fat away

whilst singing loudly, picking

big beautiful yellow dasies!

Oh if only he