Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence, but I'm looking for my wife also. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guys says, "Well maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, big chest, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
:lol: