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Title: LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL


LimeCrush - July 20, 2007 04:08 PM (GMT)
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.


Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad News".

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally
respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I
have concluded that your act displays sound judgment and that you have a
sound mind.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the Bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
dead."

Edna replied,
"He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

purrrple - July 21, 2007 02:49 AM (GMT)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Righ - July 21, 2007 07:14 AM (GMT)
rofl Lime :lol: :lol:

NicC - July 21, 2007 09:38 PM (GMT)
:wacko: :lol:



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