Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
This is the same five minutes that are left in a football game before a man
can do chores around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing,
usually end in fine. ( refer to #1 for the meaning of Fine).
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Do Not Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants you to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F#*@ You!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
Wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
Exactly. I just do not see what *the big deal is* with men. WHY is it so hard to 'understand' us?? We are quite simple. :lol:
i think i've done every one of those :lol:
My husband has learned when I say FINE or NOTHING that fire is soon coming. :lol:
And I know we all give "THE LOOK"! You girls know what I mean! :lol: :lol:
One LOOK from us and they turn to jelly and their blood runs cold. :lol: